So I've decided, after years of resisting, that I need to read Chuck Palahniuk. My library only had Invisible Monsters and Rant, though, so I have to see about ordering the other ones from another library or something. I'm about halfway through Invisible Monsters.

She says, "Rip yourself open. Sew yourself shut," and she hands a prescription pad and an Aubergine Dreams eyebrow pencil to me in the backseat.
- Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

Ha.

Suddenly some things are beginning to make a little bit more sense.